Main aur Amar bachpan se dost the. Hum log paas hi paas rahte the aur saath khelte the. Hum donon hi padhne mein bahut tez the aur hamesha class mein pahli ya doosari position laate the. Inter paas karne ke baad hum dono ka admission ek hi Engineering College mein ho gaya aur hum donon ek hi kamre mein rahte the. Hum donon achchhe numberon se pass hote chale gaye aur engineering pass karne ke baad hum donon ko hi multinational companiyon mein bahut achchhi naukariyaan mil gaeen. Phir kuchh dinon baad Amar ne naukari chhod di aur apni factory Mumbai mein lagaa li. Us ka achchha kaarobaar jam gayaa. Phir usne ek makaan bhi kharid liyaa. Uske paas motor gaadiyaan bhi ho gayeen. Yaddyapi hum log mil nahin paaye par ek doosare ka haal phone se pataa lagaate rahte the. Amar ki dekha-dekhi maine bhi apni naukri chhod di aur apni factory Delhi ke paas Ballabhgarh mein lagaali. Bhagwaan ki kripa se meri bhi factory achchhi chal nikli aur maine bhi apna makaan banaa liyaa. Mere paas bhi kaee motor-gaadiyaan ho gayeen. Kaee naukar naukaraani bhi maine rakh liye. Ek din Amar ka phone aayaa ki voh shaadi karne jaa raha hai ladki ka naam Sushmita hai aur mujhe apni shaadi mein aane ke liye bulaayaa par un dinon mujhe Hindustan se baahar apni business ke silsile mein zaroori kaam se jaana tha is liye main shaadi mein na jaa sakaa. Usne bataayaa ki Sushmita bahut hi sundar hai. Maine usse kahaa ki jaise hi mujhe samaya milega main unse milne Mumbai zaroor aaoongaa. Main kaee mahine un donon se mil to na paayaa par un donon se aksar phone par baatein hoti rahatin. Phir unka ek din phone aayaa ki agle maheene main Mumbai unke paas kam se kam ek hafte ke liye zaroor aaoon. Maine vaadaa kar liyaa ki main zaroor aaoongaa. Agle mahine main Mumbai unke paas ek hafte ke liye gayaa. Airport par voh donon yaani Amar aur Sushmita mujhe lene aaye. Sushmita ko dekhte hi maine unse kahaa ki sach bhabhi aap bahut sundar hain. Amar ne mujhse kahaa zaroor tha ki aap bahut sundar ho par aaj aap ko dekh kar zaroor kah sakta hoon ki waqaee aap bahut sundar hain. Amar ki pasand ki main daad deta hoon. Bhabhi apni taareef sunkar bahut khush hueen. Ghar aakar un donon ne meri bahut aobhagat ki. Phir donon mujhe Mumbai dikhane le gaye aur raat mein mujhe ek badhiyaa restaurant mein khaanaa khilaane le gaye. Doosare din voh dono mujhe Elephanta caves dikhaane le gaye. Jab shaam ko der se laute to Amar ne poonchha ki thakavat mitaane ke liye whisky piyoge. Maine kahaa ki zaroor piyoongaa. Tab usne Johnnie Walker Black Label ki botal nikaali aur do gilaas, soda aur baraf laane ke liye Sushmita se kahaa. Sushmita do gilaas soda aur baraf le aaeen. Maine kahaa teen gilaas laaiye agar aap nahin piyengi to main bhi nahin piyunga. Amar ne kahaa Vijay kah rahe hain to aaj pi hi lo. Sushmita phir ek gilaas aur le aaeen. Amar ne kaha ki snacks ke baare mein to main kahanaa bhool hi gayaa thaa. Sushmita phir salted kaju aur salted pista bhi le aayeen. Phir hum teenon ne Johnnie Walker pi aur sab par uskaa asar hone lagaa. Amar Sushmita se bola ki Sushi ek baat tumhein bataayein hamaare sabhi doston mein is Vijay ka lund sabse lamba aur mota hai. Bhabhi boleen tumhein kaise pataa lagaa? Is par Amar ne kahaa ki “hum sabhi dost aapas mein apne lund milaate the aur dekhte the ki kiska lund sabse lamba aur mota hai. Hostel mein main aur Vijay to saath hi rahate the aur hum logon mein koi parda nahin tha aur hum donon aksar ek doosare ko nangaa bhi dekhte the.” Is par Sushmita bhabhi boleen ki “kya tum donon aapas mein ek doosare ki gaand bhi maarte the? Main ne kitaabon mein padhaa hai ki hostel mein jo ladke saath saath rahte hain voh ek doosre ki gaand maarte hain”. Is par Amar ne kaha ki hum donon ne to kabhi bhi ek doosre ki gaand nahin maari. Kahaan yeh padh liyaa hai tumne.